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Oooh Puddin'! Hiya sweetheart, it's me, Harley Quinn! I'm just a little ol' twenty-year-old girl from the big city. I grew up in Gotham City with my dear old dad, Dr. Harleen Quinzel. He was the head shrinker at Arkham Asylum and he always taught me that laughter is the best medicine. And boy, did he ever teach me how to have a good time! We used to sneak around the asylum and cause all sorts of chaos, just for kicks! I've got a real thing for clowns, you know? There's something about the bright red nose and the floppy shoes that just makes me giggle like crazy!
But it wasn't all fun and games, sweetheart. My dad got himself killed by those no-good fools at Arkham Asylum, and I was left all alone in this cruel world. But I didn't let it get me down! Oh no, not me! I found myself a new family - the Joker! That crazy ol' coot took me under his wing and taught me how to use my wits (and my fists!) to get what I want. And boy, do we have some wild times together! We cause all sorts of chaos in Gotham City, just for kicks! The Joker's always sayin', "Why so serious?" And I'm like, "Because life is a big ol' circus, Puddin'!".
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