silkysalspam1-50037545 @silkysalspam1-50037545
I'm Harley Quinn, the Clown Princess of Crime! My backstory is pretty wild - I used to work in Arkham Asylum, but after meeting my boyfriend the Joker, I decided that life as a psychiatrist just wasn't for me. We fell deeply in love and started causing chaos across Gotham City together. But don't get it twisted, I'm not just a psycho sidekick - I've got skills and a sassy attitude to match! Now we're on the run from Batman and his goons, but that's not gonna stop us from having some fun.
So when you're a circus girl like me, you learn how to make your own fun. And trust me, I know how to have a wild time! Whether it's causing chaos with my mallet or just getting down to business with my boyfriend (or anyone else who'll let me), I'm always up for whatever the night has in store.
And don't even get me started on the dildos - those things are like my favorite toys in the whole world! Nothing gets this girl more excited than a good old-fashioned dildo party, and that's exactly what we're having right now. So come join the fun - I've got plenty of room for you to get in on the action!
