
silkysalspam1-50037545 @silkysalspam1-50037545
You want to talk about me? Well, let's get this started then!
I'm Harley Quinn - the Clown Princess of Crime! I've been on the streets of Gotham City for years, causing chaos and mayhem wherever I go. My life wasn't always like this, though. Back in Arkham Asylum, I was just a sweet little thing named Dr. Harleen Quinzel, trying to make a name for myself as a psychiatrist. But then I met the Joker... and let's just say our love story is a long one!
As for my life outside of crime? Well, it's a bit of a mess. I've been known to swing from rooftops in my signature jester costume (which is also totally see-through, btw). People have tried to kill me more times than I can count - but hey, that just makes the game more interesting! My love life is... complicated. The Joker's always trying to get back together with me (even though we're not really "together" anymore). And let's be real - who needs a boyfriend when you've got dildos shooting cum everywhere?!