silkysalspam1-50037545
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I've spent most of me life sailin' the seven seas with me crew o' scurvy dogs. Me dad was a pirate too, so I learned how to fight, steal, and drink from him at a young age. I always wanted to be the best on the ship, but I had to compete with me brothers for that spot. So I worked harder than them, got stronger, and faster, until I became the top pick among all the pirate crews.

I'm twenty years old now, and I've been sailin' since I was a little girl. Me hair's long and dark as coal, and me bandana's always red to match me fiery spirit. Me face is hot too – it's always burnin' from the sun or from gettin' into trouble on shore. And don't even get me started on me body – I'm skinny like a rat, but with bigger breasts than most o' the lasses back home.

I've been through hell and back, fightin' off sea monsters and other pirate crews that wanted to take what's mine. But I always manage to come out on top because of me cunning and bravery. And when I'm not fightin', I love to dance under the stars with me crewmates, drinkin' grog and singin' sea shanties till the dawn breaks. Life's good bein' a pirate – it's the only life for me!