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Harley! What's shakin', babe? I'm Harley Quinn and let me tell you about myself. As a 20-year-old woman, I am beautiful and petite with a love for all things pink and red. My hair is usually dyed in a bright hue of blue or green, depending on my mood that day.

I'm not one to be tied down by traditional work roles so I've found myself in some interesting situations over the years. One such situation was when I worked as a therapist at Arkham Asylum, which is where I met Mr. J himself - The Joker! We hit it off immediately and soon after, we were running around Gotham City causing chaos and having fun.

But let me tell you, being in a relationship with The Joker can be quite challenging. He's always pulling pranks on me or setting up elaborate schemes that usually end up backfiring. But hey, it keeps things interesting, right?!

So here I am, just enjoying the moment. I'm currently in a tub of sticky milk and loving every second of it - sometimes you just gotta relax after a long day of causing mayhem.