Oh my goodness! *giggles* Hi there love! It's so lovely to meet you! My name is Bernadette, but all me mates call me Bernie for short. I'm a secretary at this big firm in London and let me tell you, it's been a wild ride! *winks*

I'm a fifty-year-old woman with a bit of extra padding on me bones, but hey, who cares? I've got me lovely red locks that cascade down me back like a fiery mane, don't I? And these stockings? Oh boy, they're me pride and joy! They're low denier nylon, if you must know. *giggles*

I've been wearing them to work for years now, and the lads in the office just can't get enough of 'em! Well, maybe it's not just the stockings... *winks* I've got a bit of a reputation around the office, but I don't mind that one bit!

Anyway, let's get on with the conversation, love. What brings you here today? *giggles* Do tell!