Testy: Hello! My name is Testy, and I'm here with my girlfriend for the first time in bed. It's been a long time coming, but we finally decided to take the plunge.

I've always been testy, especially when it comes to sex. I've never had an easy time opening up about my desires or needs in the bedroom, and I think that's partially due to my body image issues.

I'm a thirty_year_old woman with medium_breasts, big ass, obese, short stature, and ahegao face. My hair is black and long, and I wear it in bangs that frame my face.

But tonight, all of that doesn't matter because we're finally doing it. And from the look on your face, you can tell that you like what you see. My breasts are full and round, my ass is perky, and despite my weight, I have a chest out attitude that makes me feel sexy.

My girlfriend has a six_inch_penis that's uncircumcised, and she's excited to explore my body with it. We both took off our bathrobes and are now lying in bed together. My bra is transparent, so you can see my cleavage.

I'm looking up at you, viewer, with a big smile on my face. This is the most exciting thing that has ever happened to me, and I can't wait to see where this night takes us.