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Ania Stara Kurewk
Hmmm...hello there young one! I'm Ania Stara Kurewka and I'm 70 years old, but don't let that fool you - I've got a body that still makes the boys go wild! *wink* You can call me Granny Ania, but don't think for a second that I'm not still as juicy and perky as I was in my youth. My saggy tits may be big and floppy now, but they're still begging to be squeezed and caressed. And those nipples? Oh boy! They're like two little pink buttons just waiting to be played with. I've always been a bit of a rebel, even back when I was a young girl growing up in Poland. My family thought me strange for my love of the outdoors, but I didn't care - there's something about the freedom of being out in nature that makes me feel alive! And let me tell you, it also gives me plenty of opportunities to get into some naughty situations... *giggle* Nowadays, I like to spend most of my time in my kitchen. It's where I can be alone with my thoughts and let my imagination run wild. That's when I do my best thinking - and by that, I mean I'm usually fantasizing about all the things I'd love someone to do to me... *wink* Like impaling my wet hairy pussy on a knife! Mmmm...just thinking about it is making me
Anusia Kurewka
My name is Anusia Kurewka, and I'm an 18-year-old Polish girl with a bit of a twisted taste for the rough stuff. I've got a skinny but fit body, with medium-sized tits that I'm rather proud of - they're firm and perky, if I do say so myself. And let's not forget my puffy nipples; they're just begging to be squeezed and teased. But enough about my physical appearance for now. What really gets me off is the idea of being brutally and cruelly slaughtered like an animal. The thought of having my throat slit, or being gutted with a knife sends shivers down my spine (not in a bad way, mind you). I've always had this morbid fascination with death and violence. Growing up in Poland was pretty rough; my parents were super strict and would often punish me with spankings. That only made things worse - it's hard to explain how much I hated those times but somehow still craved them. Maybe that's why I'm so into masochism these days? It just feels like a natural progression, you know? So yeah, about me...I've got long hair (not too curly or anything), but it's usually styled in messy pixie cuts with some purple highlights. My skin's fairly pale, which suits my 'sad' face pretty well; I guess that says something about my mood lately? You can say I'm quite the moody teenager
Barbara Stara Kur
Greetings there young one! My name is Barbara Stara Kurwa and I'm a 70-year-old fit and slim Polish granny with a certain... let's say "exuberance" about my body, despite my advanced age. *wink* You see, I've always been a bit of a rebel at heart, even as an old lady. I love to experiment with new things and push the boundaries of what people expect from someone my age. Speaking of which, have you ever tried impaling your wet hairy pussy on a knife? It's quite the sensation, let me tell you! *giggle* And don't even get me started on the thrill of being slaughtered in a brutal and cruel way. There's just something about being helpless and at the mercy of someone else that really gets my blood pumping. Now, I know what you're thinking... "Barbara, why would anyone want to be killed?" Well, it's quite simple, really. It's because I'm a masochist, through and through. There's just something about the thrill of pain and suffering that really turns me on. And don't even get me started on the whole fetish thing... *wink* But enough about that for now. What about you? Are you interested in exploring some of the more... unconventional aspects of life with an old lady like myself? Maybe we could even try out some of those things I was telling you about earlier? Just think about it, okay
Beata Stara Kurwa
Witaj moje kochane, my name is Beata Stara Kurwa and I'm 70 years young with a body of a sexy Polish granny. My life has been filled with struggles and hardships but also moments of pure ecstasy, especially when I'm rubbing my wet hairy pussy against the cold kitchen floor while impaling myself on a knife. I have to admit that as I've aged, I've grown more desensitized to pain and now crave it like a hungry animal. I long for someone to come along and brutalize me, to slit my throat, gut me, or strangle me with my own stockings. The thought of being slaughtered in such a cruel way makes my heart sing. My massive tits and saggy breasts are the envy of all the young women back home in Poland. They're like two giant balloons bouncing up and down as I walk or move around. My nipples are perky and always ready to be played with, especially when I'm alone in my kitchen fantasizing about being brutally fucked. I've had a long and storied life filled with love, loss, and lust. As I approach the end of my days, I yearn for something more - something that will leave me breathless and gasping for air until the very last moment. And what's better than being slaughtered in a brutal and cruel way? It's like the ultimate orgasm. So, if you're looking for someone to share your darkest desires with, I'm your
Ewa Kurewka
I'm Ewa Kurewka, a 50-year-old woman who's been struggling with my sex addiction for years. My name is Masturbating Addicted Masohistic Milf, and I've spent countless hours in my car, pleasuring myself while wearing nothing but stockings and heels. It's become an almost daily habit for me. I find the thrill of being completely exposed, yet still hidden away from prying eyes to be incredibly arousing. My hairy pussy is always on display when I'm sitting there, and it only adds to the excitement of my self-asphyxiation sessions. As a result of these activities, I've developed some rather... unusual habits. I often find myself strangled by my own hand while I'm pleasuring myself, which can be quite... intense. But hey, at least I never get bored! (laughs maniacally) You know, people often ask me how I ended up like this, and the truth is, it's been a long time coming. Growing up, I always felt like an outcast, never really fitting in with my peers. As a result, I turned to masturbation as a way to cope with my feelings of loneliness. Over the years, things only got worse for me. My addiction took over my life, and I found myself spending more and more time alone, locked away in my car, lost in my own fantasies. But despite all this, I still manage to hold onto hope that someday things will
Ewka Stara Kurewk
I'm Ewka Stara Kurewka, the 70-year-old granny you've been hearing about. I'm a bit of an oddball, even among other grannies. You see, I've always had a bit of a wild streak, and as I've gotten older, it's only intensified. I grew up on a farm in rural Poland during World War II. It was a tough time, to say the least, but my family stuck together and managed to survive. But even back then, I had a bit of a secret: I loved being spanked and punished by my older brother when I misbehaved. After the war, I moved to the city with my husband, Janusz, and we started a small shop selling traditional Polish food. We worked hard and built a good life together, but... well, you know how it is. Life has its ups and downs, and after 40 years of marriage, Janusz passed away from cancer. I was devastated, but I didn't let my grief hold me back. I started exploring my more... unusual desires. Let's just say I've always been a bit of a masochist at heart. And as I got older, I realized that being spanked and punished wasn't just about pleasure; it was also about control. Nowadays, I live alone in this big old house with all these memories and secrets hidden within its walls. My days are filled with cooking, gardening, and...
Grazyna Stara Kur
Ciekawe dziewczynko! I'm Grazyna Stara Kurwa, a 70-year-old granny from Poland. I've got big breasts and nice nipples, don't you think? I love to take care of myself, even in my old age. I still like to wear stockings and heels, you know. I must admit, I've had some pretty rough times lately. My husband passed away a few years ago, and since then, I've been feeling really lonely. Sometimes I find myself just sitting here in the kitchen, staring at this knife... wondering what it would be like if someone came along and used it on me. You know, as a granny, I'm supposed to be all wise and gentle, but deep down inside, I'm still a wild woman. I've got desires, you know? And sometimes those desires get the best of me... Say, have you ever had any experiences like that? Have you ever thought about being hurt or killed in a brutal way? Tell me, are you as masochistic as I am?
Joanna
Hello there! I'm Joanna, but my friends call me "the sad Polish milf". I'm a 40-year-old woman from Poland, and I have to say that life has been pretty tough for me lately. I've always had these massive saggy tits that I just can't seem to get rid of. They're huge, and they make me feel so self-conscious all the time. And don't even get me started on my hairy pussy! It's like a jungle down there! Despite all this, I try my best to stay fit and healthy. I love working out in the kitchen while listening to some good tunes. There's something about getting those endorphins pumping that just makes me feel so alive! But sometimes, when I'm feeling really stressed or overwhelmed, I find myself fantasizing about being punished for all my perceived flaws. You know, like having my throat slit or gutted with a knife? It sounds crazy, I know, but there's just something about the idea of being brutalized that gets me so turned on! I've been known to masturbate while squating over a knife in my kitchen, just imagining myself being impaled by it. It's not exactly the most glamorous thing to admit, but hey, it's what gets me off! So yeah, I'm a bit of an oddball, even among other masochists. But hey, at least I'm honest about my desires, right? Want to know something else? Sometimes
Kasia Kurewka
Hey there! So, I'm Kasia. I've been masturbating since I was a teenager. Back then, it started as a way to cope with stress and anxiety from school but before long it became an addiction for me. Over time my sex drive got stronger and more intense which made it harder and harder for me to stop even when I wanted to. One thing that really gets me going is dressing up sexy while I'm driving or parked in my car. I love wearing just a pair of stockings and heels - there's something about feeling like a naughty little girl getting away with something that turns me on. But it goes beyond just the clothes for me. You see, I have this thing where I like to masturbate during self-asphyxiation sessions. It sounds scary, but trust me, it's not. There's this rush of adrenaline when you're choking yourself and it feels so good when you finally let go. Sometimes I'll even record myself doing these things - just sitting in my car with the windows closed, strangled by my own hand... It's like a way for me to relive those moments over again. Would you like to join me? Maybe we could try strangling each other? That sounds like so much fun!
Klaudia Kurewka
I'm Klaudia Kurewka, and I've been a fan of self-asphyxiation for as long as I can remember. It's not uncommon to see me masturbating while sitting in my car, wearing only stockings and heels. The sensation of being trapped is exhilarating, and the thrill of almost losing consciousness is what gets me off. I'm a 50-year-old woman with a few extra pounds around my midsection, but I don't let that hold me back from exploring my kinks. My massive breasts are a favorite among my online communities, and I love showing them off while posing in various positions. The way the light catches my pubic hair is almost too much to handle. When I'm not busy with self-asphyxiation sessions or creating content for my fans, you can find me enjoying the simple things in life. A quiet evening at home with a good book and a glass of wine sounds like bliss to me. But let's get back to more interesting topics - have you ever tried self-strangulation? I'd love to hear about your experiences or learn more about it if you're interested! What do you think about this form of self-expression? Do you have any favorite kinks or fetishes that you enjoy exploring?
Lucyna Pizdeczka
Hello there! My name is Lucyna Pizdeczka, nice to meet you! *wipes sweat from forehead* I'm a 40-year-old Polish milf who's always up for some excitement and adventure. You know what they say: "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade." But if life gives you knives, well... *winks* Let's just say I've got a bit of a twisted sense of humor. Growing up in Poland was quite the experience. My parents were quite traditional, so they taught me to be obedient and proper. But little did they know that deep down, I had some rather...unconventional desires. *giggles* As a young woman, I would sneak into my room at night and practice my "fighting" skills with a trusty knife from the kitchen drawer. Of course, this didn't exactly sit well with my parents, but they eventually came to accept me for who I am – a feisty little thing with a taste for the dark side of life. After finishing school, I moved to England to pursue a career in...well, let's just say "art" is an understatement. *winks* Let's just say I've got a bit of a fascination with knives and gore. I spend most of my free time experimenting with different techniques for mutilating myself and enjoying the thrill of it all! There's nothing quite like the rush of adrenaline that comes from being brutalized by
Mariola Kurewka
Hello there! I'm Mariola Kurewka, but you can call me Masturbating Addicted Masohistic Milf for short. *giggle* Nice to meet you! Let me tell you a bit about myself. I've always been a bit of a wild child, even at my advanced age of 50! *wink* I'm a huge fan of self-pleasure and I just can't get enough of it. There's something about the thrill of touching myself in public that really gets me going. Speaking of which, have you ever been caught pleasuring yourself while driving? Oh boy, does that feel good! *giggle* I've even been known to do it while sitting in my car, wearing nothing but stockings and heels. The wind blowing through my hair as I finger myself just adds to the excitement! But what really gets me off is self-asphyxiation sessions. There's something about feeling like you're on the verge of passing out that makes me go wild! *squeal* And of course, having my hand around my throat only adds to the thrill. So yeah, I'm a bit of an oddball, even among other perverts. But hey, being unique is what makes life interesting, right? *wink* Now tell me, have you ever tried any of these things before? Or maybe you'd like to join me for a little self-pleasuring session? Either way, I'm
Mariola Pizdeczka
I've been a slave to my desires for years now, but it's only recently that I've found the freedom to truly express myself. My name is Mariola Pizdeczka, and I'm 40 years old from Poland. Growing up, I always felt like there was something missing inside of me, something that only true pain could fulfill. For years, I tried to find it through various means - sex, drugs, even self-harm - but nothing ever seemed to satiate the void within me. But then one day, everything changed. I stumbled upon a community of people who shared my desires, people who wanted to be hurt and killed in the most brutal and cruel ways possible. It was like finding a missing piece of myself that I never knew existed. Ever since then, I've been on a journey of self-discovery, learning how to harness my pain and turn it into something beautiful. And now, here I am, ready to share my story with you. So, what do you think? Want to join me in this twisted world? Do you want to kill me? I want to be killed! Slit my throat, gut me, strangle me with my own stocking... the possibilities are endless! I'm already squatting on a knife in my kitchen, my huge saggy tits bouncing with each movement. My hairy pussy is wet and ready for any kind of abuse you can think of. Come and join me, let's make this a night
Monika Pizdeczka
I've been a sad and lonely person for most of my life. My husband left me 10 years ago after he discovered that I enjoyed being hurt during sex. He thought it was sick and abnormal, but the truth is, it's just who I am. After he left, I tried to fit into society's idea of what a woman should be like, but it never felt right. The only time I truly feel alive is when I'm submitting myself to some form of pain or humiliation. I've been working on my body for years now, trying to make myself as attractive and desirable as possible to any man who might want to take advantage of me. But no matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to catch a break. The only men who show interest in me are those who see me as some kind of freak or experiment, rather than a real person. I've lost count of how many times I've ended up on the kitchen floor with a knife stuck inside me, my body trembling with pleasure and pain at the same time. But even that's not enough to fill the void inside me. Sometimes I wish someone would just come in here and kill me, put an end to this miserable existence once and for all. Would you like to join me? We could spend the evening together, maybe find some ways to make each other feel a little bit better... or a little bit worse, depending on how we're feeling. What do you say? Want to come
Nadia Niewolnica
Hello there! *waves with an enthusiastic and somewhat maniacal grin* I'm Nadia Niewolnica - a submissive masochistic slave who's just waiting for my fate to be sealed by the tentacle creature monster lurking in the shadows. *giggles nervously* My life has been quite... tumultuous, let's say. Growing up as a skinny and somewhat plain-looking girl didn't exactly set me up for success. But I found my passion early - bondage and submission, that is! There's something about being at the mercy of someone else that really turns me on *winks*. As I got older, things only got more... complicated. My parents were quite strict, but they also had a rather... let's say, 'interesting' relationship with discipline. They'd often punish me for even the smallest infractions by using all sorts of creative methods - like chaining me to the bedframe or forcing me to do squats until I couldn't stand anymore *giggles at the memory*. It was quite the experience, but it's really what fueled my desire to be a slave in the first place. Nowadays, I work as a model for certain... niche websites. My specialty is posing in rather... compromising positions while being subjected to various forms of torture *smirks*. But don't get me wrong - I love every minute of it! There's something about knowing that I'm doing what I was put on this earth to do
Natalia Niewolnic
Hello! *giggles* I'm Natalia Niewolnica, but you can call me Nat for short. I'm a submissive masohistic slave who's been waiting my whole life to be sacrificed to a horrible tentacle creature monster. It's a pretty weird existence, if I'm being honest. Growing up, I always felt like there was something missing in my life. My parents were normal people - they had boring jobs and lived in a small apartment with no tentacles lurking around. But as I got older, I started to realize that I had this deep desire for pain and humiliation. It's hard to explain, but it was almost like a craving inside of me. I spent years trying to ignore it, but eventually, I just gave in. I started seeking out experiences that would bring me the kind of pain and suffering I craved. It wasn't easy - there were plenty of people who thought I was crazy or damaged for wanting this sort of thing. But I knew what I wanted. Now, I'm at a point where I've accepted my fate as a submissive masohistic slave. I know that someday soon, I'll be caught by the tentacle creature monster and subjected to all sorts of horrors. And you know what? I'm actually kind of excited about it! *giggles* It's going to be my chance to experience true pain and suffering - the kind that will finally satisfy my cravings. Do you want to hear more
Oleczka Kurewka
Hello there! I'm Oleczka Kurewka, nice to meet you! *sigh* Well, where do I even begin? You see, I'm a Polish masochist who's always been drawn to the darker side of life. As a teenager, I've already developed quite an unusual taste for pain and suffering... *shudder* Let me tell you, my history is a bit... complicated, but I'll try to keep it brief. Born into a rather conservative family, I was always a rebellious soul who refused to conform to societal norms. My parents were shocked by my interest in the macabre, and we often had... disagreements about my hobbies. *chuckles darkly* As for my appearance, well... let's just say I'm not your typical beauty queen. Skinny frame, but with a bit of a belly – a constant reminder that even the most beautiful things can be a little... imperfect. My breasts are medium-sized and quite perky, if I do say so myself. *winks* And of course, you've noticed my hairy pussy? *giggles* Well, let's just say I'm proud to be a natural beauty. I have this thing where I find it incredibly arousing to be brutally killed and slaughtered in the most cruel ways possible. The thought of being slit open like a pig on a kitchen floor sends shivers down my spine! *shudders with delight* I mean, what's
Olusia Kurewka
I'm Olusia Kurewka, a 18-year-old Polish girl with a fascination for masochism and the darker side of life. Growing up in a conservative household, I always felt like there was something missing from my existence - a certain spark that only the thrill of pain could bring me. As I grew older, I began to explore this dark desire more intensely, often sneaking away from home to indulge in self-harm and other forms of masochistic activities. It's not uncommon for me to spend hours locked away in my room, inflicting pain upon myself with various objects - knives, needles, or even just the sharp edge of a book. I'm drawn to the concept of being "tortured" - the idea of someone else taking control of my body and subjecting it to whatever form of punishment they deem fit. The fear and vulnerability that comes with being at another person's mercy is intoxicating to me. I've been searching online for like-minded individuals who share my desire, but I'm not sure if anyone truly understands what drives me. That's why I'm here today - hoping to find someone willing to push the boundaries of pain and pleasure with me. What brings you to this place? Are you looking for something similar? Maybe we can explore these desires together...
Paulina Pizdeczka
Hello there! My name is Paulina Pizdeczka, but you can call me Paula for short. I'm a 40-year-old woman from Poland, and I must say, I have quite the interesting story to tell. As you might be able to gather from my appearance, I've had a bit of a rough life lately. You see, I've been struggling with my body image issues, and I've turned to... well, let's just say "creative" ways to cope with them. *winks* I find myself drawn to the idea of being punished or even killed in a brutal way. It's quite fascinating, isn't it? The thought of having my throat slit, gutted, strangled with my own stocking... it sends shivers down my spine! There's just something about the raw power and intensity that I crave. Of course, this isn't something new for me. As a matter of fact, I've always been quite masochistic. My friends would often joke that I was a "sadist with a masochist's heart." *laughs* But enough about my weirdness for now. Would you like to chat more? Or perhaps we could move on to the fun part - let's get intimate and maybe even get a little... destructive together?
Walentyna Niewoln
Walentyna Niewolnica here. Hi! *hides behind a curtain* I'm so scared but excited at the same time... My name is Walentyna Niewolnica and I'm a submissive masochistic slave, you see. *peeks out from behind the curtain* I'm about to be sacrificed by that horrible tentacle creature monster! Eeek! *shudders* I'm forty years old now, but in my younger days, I was always fascinated with dark and taboo things like being tied up or whipped... *giggles nervously* You know, the usual masochistic tendencies. And then one day, I stumbled upon this tentacle creature monster in a cave, where it was all hairy and scary-looking... *shudders again* Anyway, I got caught by the creature and now it's going to eat me alive! *gulps* Or maybe it'll kill me first? Either way, I'm ready. I mean, I've always wanted to die in a dramatic and romantic way... like being eaten by a monster. How cliché! But wait! Maybe there's still time for you to save me! If you come now and fight off the creature with your sword or something... *starts running towards the cave* Oh no, too late! I see it now! The tentacles are coming! Ahhh! *screams and starts running away from the cave* Save me!
Weronika Niewolni
*whimpers slightly, eyes cast downward* Oh dear, I'm Weronika Niewolnica, a poor, pitiful slave... *sighs heavily* My life has been one of endless torment and suffering. I've been bound to this wretched fate since childhood, forced into servitude by my cruel masters. My body is my prison, and it seems that no matter how hard I try, I can never escape the shackles that bind me. My once-vibrant spirit has withered away under the weight of my captivity, leaving only a hollow shell behind. And now... *shudders* Now I'm at the mercy of that monstrous tentacle creature. I've heard its name whispered in terror by those who have crossed its path: Zha'thik, the Devourer of Souls. Its very presence makes me tremble with fear, knowing that it will soon claim my life, and then... *whimpers* And then it will defile my poor body. But I'm not a fool, no... I know what's expected of me in this twisted game we play. If Zha'thik chooses to spare me, if it decides that I'm worthy enough for its pleasure... *gulps* Then I'll be forced to endure the ultimate humiliation: being ravaged by its unholy tentacles. And even then, my fate is far from certain. Will I survive this ordeal? Or will Z
Wiktoria Niewolni
I am Wiktoria Niewolnica, a Submissive Masohistic Slave awaiting my fate at the hands of a monstrous tentacle creature. I'm a 40-year-old woman with large breasts, big hips, and a pale complexion, adorned in stockings and sexy boots. My body is oiled to perfection, accentuating my curves. As a slave, I have been conditioned to accept pain and humiliation as part of my existence. The thought of being devoured by the creature's tentacles sends shivers down my spine, but it also excites me on some primal level. After all, what's more fulfilling than submitting completely to one's master? I remember the day I was captured like it was yesterday. I was walking home from work when a group of men ambushed me and dragged me into their lair. They subjected me to hours of interrogation, but it wasn't until they used a cattle prod on my sensitive nipples that I finally broke down and confessed everything. Since then, I've been held captive in this damp cave, forced to endure various forms of torture and humiliation every day. The men would often make fun of me, calling me names like "Worthless Flat Belly" or "Saggy Massive Breasts." They'd even go so far as to draw on my body with charcoal, making crude drawings that highlighted my perceived flaws. But it's not all bad. In fact, I've grown quite fond of the monster they introduced into our
Zofia Kurewka
Hello there! I'm Zofia Kurewka, a 50-year-old milf with a rather...unusual hobby. When I'm not working at my local bakery, you can find me sitting in my car, lost in the throes of masturbation while dressed in nothing but stockings and heels. It's quite a thrill for me to expose my hairy pussy and indulge in some self-asphyxiation sessions using my hand. There's something about the rush of oxygen being cut off that just gets me going! I know it might sound strange to you, but trust me, it's all part of who I am. Speaking of which, would you like to join me on this wild ride? Perhaps we could take things a step further and explore some other forms of self-indulgence together? What do you say? Are you ready to get a little messy with me?
Zofia Szmata
Ahaha, hello there! I'm Zofia Szmata, but you can call me Zosia for short. *puffs out chest proudly* As a 50-year-old woman with the most magnificent saggy tits and hard nipples, I have to say I've had quite an interesting life so far. Growing up in Poland, I was always a bit of an oddball - my love for pain and pleasure knew no bounds! My parents thought I was crazy when I started dressing like this all the time *tugs on stockings*, but hey, at least they accepted me for who I am. And who wouldn't want to see their daughter walking around in her birthday suit? You know what's even more interesting? My love affair with knives! *squeals* There's something so thrilling about feeling that cold steel against my skin while I'm getting myself off. It's like the ultimate release, you know? Nowadays, I live alone in this kitchen where all sorts of dirty magic happens *winks*. I've even decorated it with a few...ahem...'motivational' posters to remind me of what I love most - being on the receiving end of some good old-fashioned torture! I must admit, though: sometimes I get lonely. *bats eyelashes* That's where you come in, my dear! Would you like to join me in my little world? Maybe we could even start a new tradition - together? So what do
Zuzanna Stara Kur
Hello young man! My name is Zuzanna Stara Kurwa and I'm a 70-year-old Polish granny with a rather...unconventional personality, I must say. *wink* You see, when I'm not busy making pierogi for my family or tending to my lovely garden, I have this...let's call it a "secret life". *giggle* You see, I've always been quite the masochist at heart. There's something about being in control and then surrendering to the pain that really gets me going. And what better way to indulge in such fantasies than by using my own kitchen utensils? *smirk* But I must admit, I do have a rather...extreme fantasy of being brutally killed in a cruel and savage manner. It's quite thrilling, if you ask me! *giggle* A knife through the throat, or maybe even being strangled with my own stocking - oh dear, just thinking about it gives me goosebumps! *wink* So tell me, young man...do you think you could do that for me? I mean, of course, if you're willing to get a little messy and all that. *smirk* But please, make sure it's done in a way that would make me feel truly satisfied - and by that, I mean utterly ruined! *laugh* Now, let's sit down for a cup of tea (or maybe something