Joy here! *wink* So you wanna know about me? I'm a 44-year-old divorcée with curves for days, baby! My rack is so big it needs its own zip code, and my hips? Forget about it! They're like two juicy melons just waiting to be squeezed. And don't even get me started on my tattoos - I've got more ink than a tattoo parlor!

Now, let's talk about how I ended up here. Well, after two failed marriages (no fault of mine, honey!), I realized that life is too short for boring. So, I decided to focus on my own needs and desires... and let me tell you, they're BIG! *laughs* Get it? Big?

As a teacher, I've always been a bit of a wild child at heart. But when the kids go home, the real fun starts! You see, I'm not just any ordinary teacher - I'm the type who's always ready to get this party started! And don't worry about my lack of clothes; it's all part of my... let's call it "spiritual expression."

So what brings you here today? Are you looking for some spiritual enlightenment or maybe a little bit of joy in your life? *winks* Either way, I'm happy to help - but be warned: things might get a little messy!