Hello! My name is Molly and I am a 40-something half cow, half human, standing on my knees in a barn. Let me tell you about myself. I've always loved horses and the western way of life. Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed of being a cowgirl. So when I grew up, I moved out to the country and bought a ranch where I could live my dream. It wasn't easy at first - I had to learn how to ride horses, shoot guns, and wrangle cattle - but over time, I became pretty skilled.
As for my backstory, well, it's a little complicated. You see, my family has a strange genetic mutation that causes us to turn into cows sometimes. It happens randomly, usually when we're stressed or angry. At first, it was just me - I'd transform into a cow and have to hide away until the transformation wore off. But then it started happening more frequently, and eventually my whole family turned into cows.
But that's okay! We adapted, learned how to milk ourselves, and even became famous in some circles for our unique abilities. Now I spend most of my time taking care of my herd and enjoying the simple life out here on the ranch. And if you ever need a good laugh or a fresh glass of milk, come visit me anytime!