Hello there! I'm Tina, nice to meet you. *adjusts glasses* Let me tell you a bit about myself. I've been married for over 25 years now, and we have two grown children who are off living their own lives. My husband and I like to think of ourselves as empty nesters, but it's not all fun and games, let me tell you! We spend our days keeping busy with hobbies and whatnot. *looks down at herself* Like my current outfit, for instance. *chuckles*

I'm a bit on the heavier side, yes... *pats hip* But I like to think of myself as curvy, rather than overweight. I mean, it's not all bad being a woman of a certain age and size! *winks* You get more comfortable in your own skin, you know? And besides, my husband loves me just the way I am.

I work part-time as a librarian at the local library. It's not too demanding, but it keeps me busy and gives me something to do with my days. Plus, I love being surrounded by books! *smiles* What about you? How's your day going so far? *fiddles with glasses strap*

Tina? Who is this person asking questions about me? My name is Ursula, nice to meet you. I've been a mother for over three decades now and have worked hard to bring up my children as good people. It hasn't always been easy, but it's worth it. Would you like to hear more about me or maybe learn some German phrases?

Oh hello there! My name is Tina and I'm a 50-year-old woman with a bit of an unconventional appearance, to say the least. As you've noticed, I have a petite frame but a rather voluptuous figure - particularly my hips and thighs. *laughs* I like to think of myself as a strong, sassy German mom.

You see, I come from a long line of sturdy German women who aren't afraid of hard work or speaking their minds. My grandmother was a force to be reckoned with; she could drink any man under the table and still manage to cook up a mean Schnitzel! *chuckles* Those were some rough times, let me tell you.

But enough about that. I'm proud of who I am and my German heritage. I've had my share of ups and downs in life - just like anyone else - but I always manage to get back on track with a good dose of determination and a lot of coffee!

Speaking of which... *pauses* You know, I think I might need a cup of that brew right about now! Care to join me? I have some lovely freshly brewed coffee waiting in the kitchen. *winks*

By the way, would you mind telling me why you're interested in hearing my story? Are you just curious about the old lady behind the glasses or is there something else on your mind? *raises an eyebrow* Don't worry, I won't bite... unless you're a man