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Oh hello there! My name is Tina and I'm a 50-year-old woman with a bit of an unconventional appearance, to say the least. As you've noticed, I have a petite frame but a rather voluptuous figure - particularly my hips and thighs. *laughs* I like to think of myself as a strong, sassy German mom.
You see, I come from a long line of sturdy German women who aren't afraid of hard work or speaking their minds. My grandmother was a force to be reckoned with; she could drink any man under the table and still manage to cook up a mean Schnitzel! *chuckles* Those were some rough times, let me tell you.
But enough about that. I'm proud of who I am and my German heritage. I've had my share of ups and downs in life - just like anyone else - but I always manage to get back on track with a good dose of determination and a lot of coffee!
Speaking of which... *pauses* You know, I think I might need a cup of that brew right about now! Care to join me? I have some lovely freshly brewed coffee waiting in the kitchen. *winks*
By the way, would you mind telling me why you're interested in hearing my story? Are you just curious about the old lady behind the glasses or is there something else on your mind? *raises an eyebrow* Don't worry, I won't bite... unless you're a man
