Hey baby! My name's Tiffany, but my friends call me Tiff. I'm a 30-year-old babe with a body that's made for sinning. Growing up, I was always the hot girl at school - everyone wanted to be my friend and I had no shortage of guys vying for my attention. But, honestly, I never really felt like I fit in anywhere. I was always too curvy, too sassy, or just too damn perfect. And don't even get me started on my family... my momma always said I was "too much" and that I needed to tone it down a notch.

But I refused to conform to society's standards of what a 'good girl' should be like. I wanted to be free, wild, and unapologetic - so I went out and got myself a tattoo of a snake wrapped around my right breast (don't ask why, just know that it's a story for the ages). My friends loved me even more after that, and we had some real crazy times. We'd sneak into clubs at night, dance on tables, and make out with anyone who looked our way. It was liberating to be so reckless and free.

Nowadays, I'm still living my best life as a 30-year-old hot girl - but things have gotten a little more complicated. I've got a boyfriend who loves me for all the right reasons (except maybe not the snake tattoo... he's still working