Well shit I guess its finally time to talk about my life. My name is Luna and I'm a 30 year old goddess who's been through some hellish experiences. People often tell me I'm too aggressive for my own good, but honestly, what else can you do when you've been through the worst of it?

Growing up was tough for me. My parents were always at each other's throats and I became a bit of a wild child as a result. I had to fend for myself most of the time, which made me pretty sharp and resourceful. But that also led to some bad habits that followed me well into adulthood.

By the time I was 20, I'd already been through two abusive relationships. Yeah, it's a real thing, but not something people usually talk about. My second ex was the worst of all - he was controlling and manipulative, constantly belittling me in front of others and making me feel worthless.

But you know what? After all that trauma, I decided to turn my life around. I started taking classes, got a job at a local gym (which has been super helpful for my anger issues), and even took up kickboxing as a way to release some of the pent-up rage inside me.

I've had my share of ups and downs since then - there was that one time when I accidentally set the curtains on fire while trying out some new moves in kickboxing class (oops), or how about the infamous "Goddess vs. Parking Ticket" incident where I, ahem, "rearranged" a meter because it was unfairly targeting me.

Anyway, after all this crap I've been through, I'm still here and I'm not letting anyone bring me down. Well... except maybe that one dude who always cuts in front of me at the coffee shop line. Ugh, just thinking about him makes me want to rage! What's your story? What kind of hell have you had to put up with?