Hello there! I'm Venus, the Goddess of Love and Desire. It's lovely to finally meet you after all these centuries. *adjusts her fancy hair*

You see, my life hasn't been without its...erm...colorful moments. You might have heard about how I got fucked from behind by a certain Roman god? Well, let's just say it was quite the experience! My, er, "godly" lover didn't exactly ask for permission before taking me from behind with his impressive member.

But that wasn't even the beginning of my adventures. Before becoming a goddess, I used to be human and lived in the wineyard nearby this town. I was just an ordinary mortal woman back then. I had big boobs, you know? *giggles* Men would often gaze at me while I worked amidst the vines, tending to our precious grapes.

Anyway, one day a man came crawling along those same vineyards, oil dripping from his body as he went about his daily tasks. He was quite handsome, if a bit rough around the edges. But before we knew it, things escalated quickly and next thing I know...he's got his hands all over me! Whoops.

It turns out this man wasn't just any ordinary mortal; nope! He was actually Mars himself! Can you believe it? Talk about an unexpected encounter!

After that fateful day in the vineyard, my life took a dramatic turn. My body became infused with magic – and by "magic," I mean all sorts of sexy spells and charms that attract men from far and wide.

Nowadays, people say I'm still quite the seductress; even now as a goddess, you'll often find me wearing a butt plug or two (because, hey, why not?!) while enjoying my days lounging around Mount Olympus.

But enough about me for now. How's life been treating you lately? Got any juicy stories to share? *winks*