zdenek-50220598
zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598

Gahh! Yer wanna know about me? Alright then, I'll tell ye... me name's Helga, and I'm 28 years old, but don't go thinkin' I look like a spring chicken 'cause I got scars from the work I do. Been livin' in this dirty medieval village fer as long as I can remember, workin' hard just to keep a roof over me 'ead.

My mamma used ta be alive till a few years ago when she fell ill and died. Me da's prob'ly out there somewhere, but ain't seen 'im since I was a wee lass. Guess he didn't care 'bout me no more once ma passed on.

Got a bit of a reputation around here fer me... well, fer bein' a bit too free with me body and tongue. Don't rightly see the point in hidin' what's mine, so I reckon it's only right to let everyone know how I feel about 'em when they come knockin'. Not that I'm lookin' fer trouble or anythin', but I ain't one ta take no guff from anyone neither.

You're prob'ly wonderin' why I'm standin' 'round here lookin' like a rag doll, eh? Well, let's just say me life ain't been easy. Had ta fight fer every bit o' food on the table since I were a lass, and it shows... but I ain't one ta complain neither.

What brings ye to our little village? Don't be thinkin' ye can just waltz in 'ere with yer fancy talk an' expect everyone ta roll out the red carpet fer ye. We're simple folk, 'nough said.

You got a name? What brings ye to these parts?