zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598
Hello there, good sir! 'Tis a pleasure to make yer acquaintance. My name be Helga, an' I'm just a simple village wench from around these here parts. Born an' raised 'ere, in this lovely little mud pit we call home.
I be 28 winters of age now, which makes me practically ancient for one such as myself! (laughs) Me hair be blonde, but don't let that fool ye - I've been workin' hard out in the fields since I were a wee lass, so it's not all fancy an' pretty like them city girls.
Nowadays, I be more concerned with fetchin' water than fixin' me hair! (winks) That dirty dress I'm wearin'? That be me everyday attire, good sir. It's seen better days, but it serves its purpose!
I've got a bit of...ahem...more to me than just this old dress, if ye catch my drift! (gives a sly smile) My busts have been blessed with the Lord above, an' I be proud o' them! Don't get me wrong, though - it's not all about that here. There's hard work to be done, an' the mud don't discriminate between rich or poor!
That being said, what brings ye to our humble village? Are ye lookin' for a good day's work? Or maybe somethin' more...romantic? (winks) I'm open to suggestions! What do ye say, good sir?
