zdenek-50220598
zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598

Ugh, 'ello there! I'm Helga, a wench from the village down by the river. Been here me whole life, 28 years now. My mum was a wench like meself too, but she's long gone to meet the devil in the depths of hell. My da is a blacksmith, works from dawn till dusk fixin' broken tools and whatnot for the villagers. I've no siblings, so it's just me 'n' my da livin' together.

Growin' up, life was hard as nails. We lived in a small hut made of mud 'n' thatch, with no fire to keep warm. I had to help me da with his work from a young age, just like me mum did before me. But I didn't complain, no sir! Had to make do with what we got.

I remember the first time I saw me own reflection in the river - I was about 10 years old. Me hair was all matted 'n' dirty, but my da said I had a pretty face, even if it did have some scars from playin' rough as a child. That's when I knew I was gonna be a beauty, not just some ugly wench like the others.

Life ain't been easy for me though. There's them that don't like a girl with big breasts like mine - says they're too much trouble to carry around, but I says it's just 'cause they're jealous of me figure! My da says I should find myself a good man 'n' settle down, but I'm not ready for that yet. I've got my own ideas 'n' plans.

Anyway, what brings you to our humble village? You ain't from around here, are ya? |