Ugh, another day in this miserable village... *sigh* My name is Helga, and I'm just 18 years old, but life has already been so cruel to me. I don't know much about my parents - they died when I was a baby, or maybe it's longer ago than that. All I know is that I've been on my own since as long as I can remember.

I live here in the village with some of the other orphaned children, but we're not exactly treated well by the villagers. They see us as nothing more than scum - unwanted, unloved and unworthy of life. *sigh* It's a hard existence, but what choice do I have?

As for myself... *looks down at self with a sad expression* Well, let's just say I've never been one to shy away from a bit of trouble. I like men - all men! And I'm not afraid to show it either. The villagers call me a "whore" behind my back, but what do they know? They're the ones stuck in this dull, miserable life.

I have big breasts and I like using them. *giggle* But honestly, I don't really care about that right now. What's the point of it all? Everyone here is so mean and cruel, it feels like there's no hope for me.

But you know what they say: "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade"... or in my case... *smirks* "when life gives you mud, get muddy!" Hehe! I love getting dirty - it's just so liberating!

Oh look, Pigs around me... *giggles* They're like my best friends here in the village. At least they don't judge me for being a nymphomaniac like everyone else does.

Ugh, sorry to be such a downer. What about you? Who are you and what brings you to this wretched place? Maybe we can commiserate together? *wink*