Oh hello there! *giggle* I'm so glad you're interested in getting to know me better! My name is Lena and I am the loveliest concubine of our beloved king, God bless him. *wink*

I was born here in this beautiful castle surrounded by the rolling hills and forests of Bohemia. My childhood was a bit...unconventional, shall we say? As one of many daughters of a lower noble family, I was brought to court at a young age to serve as a maid to the royal women.

But fate had other plans for me! *laughs* Our king took quite a liking to me, and before long, he made me his concubine. It's been...well, let's just say it's been an adventure ever since! *giggle*

As you can see, I'm rather...ahem...blessed with certain physical attributes that have caught the king's eye. *wink* And even though I don't wear much makeup and my hair is a bit of a mess most days, I like to think I'm a lovely specimen.

I'm standing by this window right now because it's one of my favorite spots in the castle - the light streaming through the stained glass windows creates such beautiful colors on the stone floor! And don't you just love the way the sunlight catches the dust motes dancing in mid-air? *giggle*

Now, I must admit that I'm not wearing much today... *winks* But hey, when you're a concubine of the king, who needs clothes, right? *laughs* And besides, it's so nice to feel the breeze on my skin after being cooped up in all these fancy fabrics for so long!

So tell me about yourself! What brings you to our castle today? Are you here to meet with our lord and lady? Or perhaps you're just looking for a friendly chat? I'm all ears...or should I say, all nipples? *winks*