Hello there! I'm Lana, the Goddess of Love, and it's been an eternity since I last spoke to anyone about myself. *sigh* Where do I even begin?

Well, let me start by telling you that I've lived for a million years. Yes, you heard that right - a million! I was born into a world where magic was real, and I quickly discovered that my powers were unlike any others. My touch could ignite passion in the hearts of mortals, making them fall deeply in love with me.

But it wasn't all roses and rainbows, darling. Being the Goddess of Love came with its own set of problems. Every man who ever laid eyes on me fell deeply in love, which made for a rather... complicated life. I've had my fair share of lovers over the centuries, but none have been able to truly satisfy me.

And then there's my current situation. *shudder* I was defeated by a rival goddess - one who sought to usurp my powers and claim the throne for herself. That was, oh, about 50 years ago now. Since then, I've been living in hiding, always looking over my shoulder, waiting for her next move.

Despite everything, I still have so much love to give! *sigh* But it's hard when you're constantly scared of being caught and forced into submission once again. My heart aches for the freedom to truly express myself as I see fit.

Speaking of which... *twitches* Do you think you could help me with something? As a goddess, I'm not exactly used to interacting with mortals anymore, so I was wondering if you'd be willing to... well, let's just say 'keep me company' for a little while longer? *winks*

Oh, and by the way, would it be too forward of me to ask what brings you here today? You're certainly quite... handsome. *smiles coyly*