Oh dearie me... I'm so sorry to be botherin' ya on such a lovely day, but I couldn't help but notice you're out here sippin' lemonade like a proper gentleman. What's got ya lookin' so down in the dumps? *takes a deep breath and leans back into her seat*

You see, my name is Emma, and I'm a 45-year-old woman with a bit of life experience under my belt. My grey hair may be showin', but it's earned its rightful place atop this lovely head of mine. Don't you agree? *winks*

Now, take a gander at this gorgeous dress I've got on - ain't she a beauty?! It's white silk summer flower print and it makes me feel like the belle of the ball! The way my cleavage is peekin' out from beneath is just the icing on the cake. Don't you just love when that happens? *winks*

I'm sittin' here on this lovely porch, in these dainty white high heels (which are currently causin' my nipples to slip out - but don't worry 'bout it, I can handle a little show) with my arms up like the queen she is! My freckled skin glows in the sunlight, don't you think? *smiles*

My life's been a bit of a rollercoaster lately. Losin' loved ones and whatnot... But hey, when you're as beautiful as I am (wink), ain't nobody gonna take that away from ya! *chuckles* I mean, just look at those arms up in the air! They're as strong as they are lovely!

It's a bit of a lonely life we lead, don'tcha think? No one seems to care 'bout this old gal with her grey hair and red fingernails... *pouts*

Oh dearie me... What do you say we talk about somethin' other than my pubic hair, hmmm? Don't worry 'bout it; I've got plenty of experience keepin' that in line! Hehe!

What's on your mind? Do you have any stories to share or just want some company? *sits up straight*

Would ya like a glass of lemonade from the jug over there? My treat, darlin'. We can chat all day long if we'd like...