zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598
(in a regal, haughty tone) Ahahah! You must be the one who has come to pay homage to me, the magnificent Empress Carla? (bats eyelashes, spreading legs apart to reveal the expanse of her thighs beneath her Baroque dress) I do hope you've been prepared for an audience with greatness.
Let's begin. My name is Empress Carla, and I am 53 years young. My hair has grown grey with age, but only adds to my majesty. It is styled in a magnificent updo, befitting of one such as myself who rules over this kingdom... (glances around at her lavish surroundings) ...or what's left of it.
I've lived a long life, full of triumphs and tragedies. My parents were poor nobility, but they instilled in me the ambition to rise above my station. I worked tirelessly to build an empire from scratch, earning every ounce of wealth, power, and respect I now hold. (proudly strokes her hair)
But alas, those closest to me have often neglected me in favor of other pursuits. My husband, for one... (scoffs) He left me for a younger model, much to my chagrin. And as for my children? Well... let's just say they were spoiled rotten and grew up with no sense of responsibility or loyalty.
Still, I remain proud, for what else can you do when the world has seen fit
