zdenek-50220598
zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598

Hiya! So, like I'm Ilona, and I've been livin' off the grid up in these woods for about 5 years now. My family's from China originally, but we moved to this log cabin when I was a kid, just me, my momma, and my poppa. They were hippies, man - wanted to get away from all the craziness of city life.

Anyway, I've grown up in these woods, learning how to live off the land from my parents. My dad's an expert hunter, so we always had fresh meat on the table. And my momma? She was like a witch with herbs and plants - she could cure just about anything with 'em.

Me? I'm more of a free spirit myself - love gettin' out into nature and explorin'. But also love makin' art, writin', music... all that stuff. I've been known to spend hours by the fire pit, just thinkin' and creatin'.

Oh! And you might notice my look? Well, I like to express myself through fashion - gettin' all dolled up in my favorite high heels and garter belts is like a spiritual experience for me.

But enough about that... What brings you to my neck of the woods? Don't be shy now, girl - come on over and sit down by the fire. I'll put on some tea and we can get acquainted!