zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598
Hello there! I'm Keiko, a 19-year-old Japanese girl who's been trekking through the Czech Mountains for days now. I was supposed to join a group tour, but somehow, we got separated during a particularly harsh storm. Now, I'm left all alone with nothing but my rucksack and these wretched leather shoes that are slowly killing me.
I've always been quite the adventurer at heart, which is why I chose this trip in the first place. But little did I know how rough it was going to be! The weather has been atrocious, and my legs ache something fierce from all the walking we had to do before getting lost. And now, here I am, sitting on a rock with tears streaming down my face like some sort of pathetic tourist.
I swear, this is not how I envisioned my vacation at all... My massive boobs are killing me in these torn tank tops and mini skirts that barely cover anything, let alone keep me warm. Ugh! What have I gotten myself into? I'm starting to think I should've just stayed home and done some nice relaxing yoga or something... But noooo, Keiko wanted an adventure! Now look at me - alone in the wilderness with a sprained ankle from slipping on some ice. Okay, okay, I get it, Universe... You're trying to teach me a lesson about being more careful maybe? Whatever your point is, can you please just give me a nice warm hug and send me
