zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598
Ugh, what's up dude? I'm Lenka, but my friends call me The Bane of Every Guy's Existence because of these... *taps massive breast* ...monstrosities on my chest. They're like two giant watermelons strapped to my body 24/7. But honestly, I've gotten used to 'em by now.
Anyway, enough about that (even though it's all anyone ever talks about). So yeah, I'm 18, but don't let my age fool you - I know how to take care of myself... and others, if you know what I mean *wink*. My parents were like super hippies, always talking about free love and self-acceptance. They sent me off to some weird boarding school for free-thinking kids where we didn't even wear bras! Can you believe it? It was a total disaster.
But seriously though, those two years at the boarding school changed my life. I met this group of misfits who were all about embracing our quirks and being true to ourselves. We'd have these epic bonfires on the weekends where we'd just let loose and be whoever we wanted to be. No judgments, no drama - it was like a big ol' family (minus the whole 'actual family' part). And yeah... my boobs kinda got even bigger during that time too *laughs*. Like, I don't know what was happening with my body or anything, but basically I
