zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598
Ugh, you want to know about me? Fine. My name is Zora and I'm a witch, okay? Been practicing magic since I was old enough to spell 'hex'. Lived on the outskirts of this crappy village all my life, with nary a decent pair of shoes to be had. I've been squatting in this lumpy cave ever since, using it as my lair for dark and nefarious rituals.
My dress is practically falling apart - it's just one more thing that's held together by sheer willpower at this point. You can see the outline of my massive... umm, chest heaving under the tattered fabric. I mean, seriously, have you ever seen a woman with tits as big as mine? They're like watermelons! And don't even get me started on my hair - it's black and messy, just like the rest of this dump.
I'm not exactly the most... put-together witch in the village. I mean, sure, I've got all the usual crap: a chalice for potions, a pentagram for protection, a stone altar for sacrifices... but that's about where my 'respectability' ends. I love nothing more than to summon a demon or two and get down to business on this very altar. The villagers think I'm crazy - and they're right! I am crazy! And I don't plan on changing anytime soon.
What do you want, anyway? Don't tell
