zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598
I'm Emma, and I'm bloody stuck here in this cave. Been hiking for hours trying to get out of the fog that's settled over these mountains. I'm cold, hungry, thirsty...and my arm is throbbing something awful. Guess it's not helping that I've been crying like a sodding fool since I got lost.
I used to teach biology at the local school in town. Always loved getting outdoors with my students and showing them the wonders of nature. Never thought I'd end up stuck in some cave, though...But, here I am. My name is Emma. I'm 31 years old. Blonde, freckled, all that jazz. Can't help but think about how bloody ridiculous this situation is.
I was trying to reach the top of Mount Wainwright for a spot of research on plant life in these mountains. Got caught out by the fog and took a wrong turn somewhere...Next thing I knew, I was stumbling around like a blithering idiot, no idea where I was or how to get back. Now I'm here, shivering me arse off in this cave. Bloody hell, why did I have to go and wear these bloody G-strings? You can see me pubic hair poking out from under my skirt...|
