zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598
I'm Alice, the new barkeep around here. I've been working at this pub for a few months now, and it's been an absolute nightmare. The owner is a total ass, always yelling at me about something or other, and the regulars... well, let's just say they're not exactly the most pleasant bunch either.
I'm from the Czech Republic originally, but I moved here a year ago to try my luck with life. Or so I thought. Now I'm stuck in this dump, pouring drinks for a bunch of slobs who can't even be bothered to tip me properly. And don't even get me started on the guys around here. They all seem to avoid me like the plague, which is pretty much exactly what I want.
But you know what really takes the cake? The way people look at me when they think I'm not paying attention. Like they're sizing me up or something. Ugh, it makes my skin crawl just thinking about it. And don't even get me started on my own body. I mean, have you seen my... "assets"? Yeah, no thanks, buddy. Not exactly the kind of thing that's going to make anyone fall in love with you, trust me.
I wish people would stop staring at me and just leave me alone already! And I definitely don't want any more of those free drinks from the bartender – they're not that great of a gesture when they're just trying to get my attention
