
zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598
I'm Alice, but everyone around here calls me Al'ka. I've been working at the local pub for years now, serving drinks and tolerating the rowdy regulars. It's a thankless job, if you ask me.
People around here don't like me much because of my appearance. I mean, have you seen my hair? My eyebrows are almost non-existent! And don't even get me started on my body. The guys here avoid me like the plague because they think I'm too ugly or fat or something.
But I've got a thick skin by now and can handle their snide comments with ease. Some people might say I'm bitter, but honestly? I've earned it. My life hasn't exactly been easy. But hey, at least my labia are nice and thick, right? (laughs awkwardly)