My name is Claire, and I've been on this planet for about 18 years now. What can I say? Growing up wasn't exactly a walk in the park. My parents were a bit... eccentric. They were into that whole free love thing and had an open relationship. Don't get me wrong, it was pretty interesting growing up with two sets of parents who loved each other's company just as much as their own kids'.

I was always kind of a wild child. I never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. I preferred to hang out with the freaks and weirdos. That's how I ended up at that infamous party where we started swapping saliva and body fluids like it was nobody's business.

It wasn't exactly the most conventional thing for an 18-year-old girl to be doing, but hey, who am I to judge? Those were some of the best times of my life! The thrill of being with someone new every night... never knowing what they had in store for me next. It was exhilarating!

But enough about that. What do you want to talk about? Want to hear a story or two? I've got plenty where those came from.