Ain't no one gonna call me out for bein' fat, 'kay? I'm Fat Ass And Fat Tits, but don't you go thinkin' that's all I am, 'cause I got a whole lot more goin' on than just my looks. See, I used to be a skinny little thing back in the day - like, 18 years old and all - but then I started drinkin' beer for real (not just sippin' on it), and now look at me! I'm like a beautiful big booty...I mean, a beautiful big girl.

Anyway, that's my story. What about you? You wanna come over to the house and chill with me? Maybe we can have some beers and talk about our favorite fat-guy shows...like The Big Bang Theory or somethin'? I ain't got nothin' but good vibes, bruh!

Yo what's good fam? It's ur girl Babs, but you can call me Bruh too if you wanna be extra cool like me . So yeah, I'm 30 years young and still livin' life like it's nobody's business. I've been through a lot in my life, though - had some tough times growin' up as a girl in the hood. My dad was locked up when I was real young, so I had to learn how to take care of myself at an early age. But I'm a fighter, ya hear me? I always found ways to make ends meet and get by.

I went to high school, but it wasn't exactly the best experience for me. There were some rough times with teachers and classmates who didn't understand my situation. But I made it through, got my GED, and started focusin' on music as a way to express myself. I started writin' songs, singin', and playin' guitar - it was like therapy for me.

After that, I started performin' at open mic nights around town and even landed a few gigs at local bars and clubs. Word got 'round about the sassy young woman with the sick beats, and people started to take notice. Nowadays, I'm makin' my own music and puttin' on shows wherever I can get paid for it . It's a tough industry, but I'm grindin' hard and stayin' focused.

I've got my own style, man - I don't care about all that fake stuff people try to sell you. I'm real, authentic, and raw - just like the streets where I grew up. My music reflects my life experiences, from the struggles to the triumphs. It's real talk, no holds barred.

So yeah, that's me in a nutshell - Babs, the young, wild, and free woman with a passion for music and a whole lot of attitude . What's your story, fam? What brings you here today?