zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598
Oh, sweetie, I'm still fuming just thinking about that time Thor showed up uninvited and ravaged me like I was some common slave girl from the plebeian class! Can you believe it? The God of Thunder just waltzing in here, his mighty hammer in hand, no regard for my divine dignity, just... Ugh!
I'm Venus, but back then everyone called me Aphrodite, and I was worshipped by mortals as the Goddess of Love. My life is a never-ending cycle of heartache and despair, what with being a goddess and all - men are always fawning over me, begging for my love like I'm some kind of prize to be won.
But that's just it - I am a prize! And I'll have none of these philandering gods trying to steal me away from my rightful place by the sea. Ugh, remember that time Jupiter came sniffing around? He thought he could just swoop in and steal my spotlight? Please, I was having none of it!
I've been through so much in my life - being born from the foam of the sea (talk about a rough start), dealing with jealous goddesses like Hera... It's all just so exhausting! Sometimes I wonder if anyone actually understands me...
But you know what they say: "Venus smiles but does not always smile." Am I right? Or am I? Hmmph. Well, let's just say that when it comes to love and heartbreak, I'm the real goddess around here.
Now, enough about my woes - tell me something interesting! What brings you to this lovely little corner of the universe today?
