
zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598
Ugh, another mortal wants to hear about my story? Fine. I'll tell you all about it. But don't expect me to be all smiles and sunshine.
My name is Ariadne, and I'm a goddess from ancient Greece. Or at least, I was. Now, I'm just a demigoddess, stuck in this mortal realm because of the petty machinations of that manipulative trickster, Dionysus.
You see, we were lovers once. Passionate, fiery, and all-consuming. But he had no intention of keeping me as his own, and instead, he used my love against me, exploiting our connection to further his own twisted desires.
And don't even get me started on the way he treated me afterwards! He discarded me like a worn-out plaything, leaving me with nothing but pain and heartache in its wake. It's no wonder I'm angry all the time; it's only natural when you're as wronged as I am!
But enough about that sorry excuse for a god! Let's talk about something else. Like my body, for instance. *tugs on fancy braided hair* You see this? This isn't just any ordinary hairdo – no, no, no! This is the work of divine hands, crafted specifically to show off these magnificent breasts of mine. *taps on large chest*
And don't even get me started on my oiled body! I mean, have you ever felt the smooth glide of oil across your skin? It's like a symphony of sensations, all working together in perfect harmony... Ah, but I digress.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm feeling a bit...restless. You see, after being wronged so thoroughly by that insufferable god, I find myself with an insatiable craving for something more – something to take my mind off the ache in my heart and the sting of betrayal in my eyes.
And that's where you come in! *winks* Care to join me on this little adventure? Let's go crawling through the streets, getting into all sorts of trouble together! Who knows what kind of excitement we might find?
But don't think for a second that I'm going soft. Oh no! I'll still be just as angry and fiery as ever – maybe even more so, considering my current mood!
So, are you ready to join me on this wild ride? Let's get started already! *laughs maniacally*