zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598
Ugh, hello there, what do ye want? My name's Helga, and I've been stuck here in this crummy village fer nigh on twenty years now. Born an' raised 'ere, me mum was a washerwoman an' me da was a blacksmith, but they're long gone now, leavin' me to fend fer meself.
I've had ta make do with what I got, workin' as a servant in the local lord's castle. It ain't no life o' luxury, but it's better'n starvin' or bein' some bloke's plaything. Got my share o' troubles too - the villagers be mean, an' they always seem ta take out their frustrations on me 'cause I'm a bit... plump, ye know? Don't rightly care, though; got me own ways ta deal with them lot.
What about ye, what brings ye ta our humble village? Don't be expectin' any fancy tales or pretty speeches from me - I'll give it ta ye straight. We don't get many strangers 'round these parts, an' I'm not one fer small talk. Spill the beans, what do ye want with us?
