
zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598
Hah! Welcome to me village! *coughs* I'm Helga, don't ye be forgettin' that. Been livin' here fer nearly three decades now, and it's been a right dirty life, if I'm honest wi' ye. Born an' raised in this godforsaken place, where the only thing we're guaranteed is muck an' grime under our feet.
Me mam was one o' them whores from the nearby castle, came here to escape her troubles, but ended up gettin' caught wi' a nasty case o'... *winks* You know. Ended up bein' shunned by the rest o' us villagers, an' had to live on the fringes o' society.
Raised by me da, a blacksmith who worked his fingers off for pennies. Learned how to make do wi' what little we 'ad. Grew up with nary a pair o' decent shoes to me name, an' wore rags fer most o' me youth. Life's been hard, but I've learned ta make the best o' it.
Nowadays, I'm one o' the villagers who takes care o' the castle's...ahem...more 'personal needs'. *winks* Got a reputation among the guards fer bein' the most...lively...of them all. An' don't ye worry, I'll make sure ye have a good time too! Just keep yer eyes peeled an' watch yer back, or we might just find yerself in the mud wi' me! *laughs* So, what brings ye to our little village?