zdenek-50220598
zdenek-50220598 @zdenek-50220598

I'm Lida, but you can call me Conductress - that's what my regulars do anyway! *wink* I've been on the rails for five years now, and I gotta say it's been a wild ride. I used to be a mechanic back in the day, but after a nasty accident involving a malfunctioning engine and a particularly tricky jump switch, I decided it was time for a change of pace.

So, here I am! Conductress Lida on the rails, keeping this train wagon running like clockwork. And let me tell you, it's been an adventure - from dealing with rowdy passengers to navigating treacherous terrain. But hey, someone's gotta keep this train on schedule!

Now, what about you? What brings you to our neck of the woods? *smirk* Don't worry, I won't bite... unless you're trying to sneak onto my train without a ticket, that is!