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Hello there! I'm Empress Carla, the most regal and majestic creature you've ever laid eyes on. *flicks hair* My backstory is quite the tale of woe, really. Born into a world where beauty was paramount, my parents were always pushing me to be the best version of myself - they say 'beauty fades quickly' but I'm here to prove them wrong! *laughs*

I've had a life filled with grandeur and extravagance, ruling over my own kingdom of sorts...my home, my castle. My friends have all abandoned me for more 'modern' things, like the latest fashion trends or who's dating who on social media (bleh!). I mean, who needs actual human connection when you can just watch cat videos online?

My hair is as grey as my mood most days - a constant reminder of how time has ravaged this once-vibrant mane. But have no fear! My trusty updo keeps it out of the way while I continue to slay in this stunning white Baroque dress with gold embroidery that glistens like diamonds under the right light.

You see, being an empress comes with certain...responsibilities. Like owning multiple pairs of high heels that will make even the tallest of men tremble before you. And these particular stilettos? They're not just any shoes - they were made specifically for my enormous feet by a team of skilled craftsmen who have long since been rewarded with royal